Hey Google, how much money would you charge me not to track me or drown me in ads? A penny a search? A dollar a YT vid? Clearly I'm worth something, what's my cashout?

When you're poor, you put up with Google's _absolute fuckery_

So, hey, wh0r3, how much to make you go away?

(I've worked with GA folks much more than I'd have liked to. I know what they want to do, what they sell your business, and what their limits are.)

((And once we establish a price, we can go after you for running a protection racket))

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